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Eagles Offense Sucks, Dan Quinn Losing Goodwill, Matt GAY's Leg is in The Closet
I am writing this as the Eagles are four minutes into the 2nd quarter and winning 3-0 against the Lions. Let me just say, I thought Jalen Hurts was good last year. This year I think their offense is absolute shit. They have the best offensive line in the league, with one of the best RBs, and two great recievers. Jalen is currently 3-11 for 21 yards passing. LMAO. Dude, he absolute blows and it makes me very happy. All he has are those tree trunk legs, and grown ass men taking

snailofahuman
Nov 16, 20256 min read
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Dan Quinn Should be Fired
FYI, I am a Commanders fan. Here are two reasons DQ should be CANNED. This isn't something I am happy writing about. It is also a bit hyperbolic. We just went to the NFC Championships last year. Granted, we got absolutely obliterated by the Eagles...but we made it nonetheless. But Dan has made some pretty big mistakes this year: He kept JD5 in the game in a game where the team was losing by 31 points with seven minutes left. I'm in a group chat with 9 other diehard bozos and

snailofahuman
Nov 11, 20253 min read
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